Let’s first understand what annoyance is. Annoyance is an unpleasant state of mind within a person. An annoyed person can be recognized from the emotions he shows outward; usually irritation, anger and frustration. There are hundreds and thousands of annoying things to do; some are sadistic ventures if done in extremity, if done mildly it can be a pleasant prank that both the victim and assailant can enjoy. Here are some annoying things to do and enjoy.

1.      Why not try to complete someone else’s conversation while discussing an important matter that affects the community in which you live, and repeat again and again? You can annoy the whole group, not just a couple of them. It will even leave everyone exasperated. Give it try you will be a great nuisance that everyone will remember for a long time.

2.      Talk at the top of your voice in a silent library; take a friend along with you; you may not get others to respond. Insist the library is no good and all readers seated around are dumb and call the librarian every few minutes and ask some silly questions.

3.      Travel in a bus and take a seat next to a mother with a baby in her arms and make scary faces. Resist if the baby’s mother objects, and then start making faces at her.

4.      Walk in a sparsely crowded street and cut others walking line to show you have the freedom to do what you want while you are walking. Ensure there are no policemen around. Do it several times to the same pedestrian and laugh when they are annoyed. Can there be anything more annoying thing to do?

5.      Walk into a bank during the busiest hour and barge into the cashier’s room and ask him to serve you a couple of drinks; hard on the rocks. Refuse to leave the place until you get thrown out, then, complain to everyone that the bank has gone bankrupt. Leave the place before the police arrive.

6.      Stand in a long queue and rub your belly against the back of the person in front of you. Stay quiet for a few seconds, pretend to look away and repeat what you did a little earlier; this time a little more vigorously and tell the person you have a contagious disease that will contract on anyone.

7.      If you have a powered lawn mower you can annoy almost anyone on the street. You have only to move around the city and don’t wait for signals to show green. If the policemen objects, then tell that there is no law against travelling in a lawn mower. Make sure you cause a traffic snarl and tell everyone that you plan to test some of the annoying things to do on the street. Thank them for getting annoyed.

8.      Of all the annoying things to do talking to someone that others can’t see is the surefire way to cause annoyance. To top it encourage other to talk to the imaginary individual. Try to convince your co-passengers if you are travelling in a train. If anyone tells they can’t see the person then tell they have gone blind.

9.      If you are on the telephone let the other person talk continuously and after a while tell him you laid the phone on the table and you were away to have a drink. Ask him to repeat and tell him at the end that you dozed off while he was speaking. Do not give him the intermitted “I see” response. What an excellent annoying thing to do!

10. Walk into a hardware store and tell the salesman that you need to make a big purchase. See everything on display, bargain over the price, ask him to pack them neatly; the whole day of course, and finally ask him if he will accept an expired card. This is certainly an annoying thing to do that the salesman will remember for the rest of his life.

11. Call the fire service and tell them that you accidentally burnt some of your old utility bills and how they can resuscitate them for you from the ashes. Tell them you have no money to pay even if they get the job done. If they show signs of annoyance then tell them you have more annoying things to do and request if they like to be annoyed again. Even the most seasoned public relations officer is certain to be exasperated.

12. Listen to lectures patiently and at the end tell the speaker that you are dumb and if he will give you a transcript to read, and a free MP3 that you will use it for reading.

Annoying things to do are an art; if you persist, you will succeed and annoy almost anyone you meet. Make a beginning by writing annoying things for others to read.

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