Best Ways To Annoy Someone

If you really hate somebody than you should find out what are the best ways to annoy them. It’s not that hard and I think every one of us has done it at least once in our lives: annoying someone to the brink of exasperation. It can be really funny if you know when to stop, but it could also be much uninspired in the wrong context. There are a lot of ways to annoy somebody, and some work only on some people, but in the following paragraphs I will write some of my personal favorites:

· Stand in the elevator and say to everybody who comes in that you are the admiral of this boat and you don’t like their kind on your ship

· Sit next to a stranger on the bus and sing incessantly the theme from “Family guy”

· Name you cat: “Cat”

· Declare your apartment as an independent nation and sue the neighbors who live above you for violating your airspace.

· Take a fake stirring wheel with you while you are riding in the passenger’s seat of your best friend’s car. When you overpass another car, turn the fake stirring wheel abruptly like you were driving into them. This is a one of those great ways to annoy other drivers

· Start poking random people on the street. Of course you may get in trouble for this.

· Follow someone random on the street while carrying your boom box that is playing “Barbie Girl” on maximum volume.

· While you’re in class, get up in the middle of the lecture and sing the national anthem. After you finish sit down like nothing happened.

· Tie a piece of string around a shoe and walk it like you would a dog on a leash.

· Sit next to somebody random on the box, than after a while turn suddenly towards him or her and say with a Star Wars voice: “Luke, I am your father!”

· Ask random people on the street if they have seen your Pokémon.

· Growl at your neighbor’s cat when you see it.

· Make funny cartoon noises when everybody is trying to watch a movie.

· Any time anybody tells you something you have to reply: “that’s what YOU think”

· Speak only in movie lines like: “I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse”, or “You can’t handle the truth.”

· Squirt people on the street with your squirt gun. This is one of the excellent ways to annoy but it is also a way to get in trouble.

· At a party talk all night with everybody about what your pet squid does every day.

· Continue laughing for 30 seconds after everybody else has stopped laughing at a good joke.

· Get a T-shirt that says “I’m with stupid” and that also has an arrow pointing to your right and stand next to random people as they are waking down the street.

· Make fun of everybody’s hair.

· Before you put your sandwich in the common fridge at work, take it out of its rapper and lick it incessantly in front of all your other co-workers, so you will make sure that no one steals it.

· Eat your peas one by one

· Try to tell a joke that you forgot the punch line to by laughing continuously thru it, so that the other person can’t understand you, and at the end assure him or her that it was a real good one. This is one of the best ways to annoy someone.

· Take your parrot everywhere with you and let him do all the talking.

· Write on your welcome mat: “We’ve moved.”

· Train your monkey to steal food, and then let it loose on the street so it will bring you dinner.

· Get a supped up car and drive extremely slow in it.

· Dress up in a snail suit and stand at a crosswalk. When a car stops so you cross get on your belly and crawl as slow as you can to the other side of the road.

These are just some of my favorite ways to annoy someone but I’m sure you can think up some that are better. It isn’t hard to do, so you just have to apply yourself. All you have to remember is that if you know how far to take annoying someone it will probably be funny. But if you take it too far you may have to expect trouble. And also it generally better to annoy someone who you know, because there are less chances of getting beat up if you take it too far. So, have fun annoying everybody!

Best Ways To Annoy Someone

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